Behind box 1...
Pharrell Williams!
Pharrell: I'm honoured to be opening the first box of the game, and I hope it's a blue, Daniel! Box 1 contained...
45pGordon: Not a bad start, to be honest. Let's play on.
Pharrell: WAIT!
Gordon: What...
Pharrell: I want to perform everyone's favourite song in the entire world... HAPPY! "It might be crazy, what I'm bout to say... do doo doo doo doo doo doo doo"
Gordon: Oh God...
Behind Box 2... Nigel Mira... Uh... Farage...
Nigel Farage: I'm not here to promote any of my political huddy-duddy. I'm only here to open a box. And so I shall, and best of luck to you... Box 2 contains
£1.50!Groans from the studio and pilgrims.
Gordon: First of the power five... well, we'll have to continue. Next box please...
Behind Box 3... Giancarlo Stanton.
Giancarlo: Because of my amazing $325,000,000 MLB contract, I was really honored and felt special to donate 7p towards your possible funds. Don't thank me, it was nothing
Box 3 contains...
£1 Gordon: Three greens already so far... it's not looking good, you're toiling in a forest at the moment, let's find the sea... food restaurant. NEXT...
Box 4 will be opened by Heston Blumethal (spellcheck?)
Gordon: Heston! Didn't realise you could make it today! How are you my man, how's the fat duck doing.
Heston: Business is booming. Just invented a new dish that you'll love, lamb shanks in a pretentious benylin sauce...
Gordon: F*** me, th *ZZZZLTIZLTIZLZLRZZLLIRLZIRZLILRZIRZLRIZR*...
...s-ss-ssoundsss d-d-d-delic-c-c-cious-s-ss...
Heston opens the box to reveal...
60p...
Gordon: Not looking good Dan... let's open box 5.
Box 5 is opened by Tamara Ecclestone, who very generously donated 4p towards your possible winnings...
Tamara: It was a pleasure to contribute to change someone's life with currency. I remember the bible story where the poor lady donated all she had. I could really relate.
Gordon: Fudge me...
Tamara opens the box to reveal...
25p! Our first blue...
Gordon: We've found the sea... now can we swim! Last box please, number 6.
Box 6 is opened by Noel Edmonds.
Noel: I'm really sick of this, why did I even sign up to open boxes... -_-
Box 6 has...
NOTHING!!! WE AWAIT THE BANKER