I thoroughly enjoyed the banter I had with Noel, the banker and the other contestants. I never really intended to do any of that as I thought I'd be too nervous once I got to the chair. However, nerves deserted me (luckily!) and I thought I'd give it a go and put into action some of the things I'd always thought about doing - one of the main things of course was looking through the stuff Noel keeps in the cupboards in the table! That really was furniture polish and it really did smell, by the way...
I think the highlight for me has to be Dirk's war dance. He's such a funny bloke and it was absolutely hilarious that he did that dance in my game. The look on Noel's face afterwards was fabulous too! I've already posted the lyrics to it in his fan club in the Contestants section on here, but I'll re-produce them in this thread too (later on though, as I feel this post is too long already). I had indeed been ill from food poisoning and this was my first show back after that. I don't think anyone was expecting me to play as we thought they'd let me settle in for a show (or two) before actually playing my game!
The banker quoting my posts was an amusing twist, particularly when he told Noel about the "tough filming schedule" post! I felt the offers I got were good overall. I had a look back in the stats, and Penny from 2008 was offered £3,500 on an almost identical board to mine, and another David (also from 2008) was offered just £3,000 on virtually the same board. So I think my 5-box offer of £6,500 was pretty fair, especially as I'd knocked out the highest remaining value (£50k) in the previous round, and the blues were heavily stacked against the reds.
As I said at the time, I didn't think the 2-box offer would be much higher unless I left £20k vs £35k, and I didn't think it was worth chasing that scenario when there was a 60% chance I had a blue in my box. There was a chance of a near-stick if I knocked out one red and 2 blues (which is what happened after I dealt), but I didn't think it was worth risking because of the high chance of an all-blue finish. As I said to Noel, I really did not want to win a blue! The blues can scare you just as much as the large amounts of money can tempt you...
I think I'll post some more later for fear of making people fall asleep if this post gets too long.

It's already long enough.
