Good afternoon guys! Welcome to Deal or No Deal!

Noel welcomes us to the game where somebody COULD win £500,000 today.

Noel talks about the Hall of fame, and says that over 50 people have won 1p, 8 people winning £250,000, and small sections of the hall of fame too. He says there is an area for the worst box opener of all time. That person is.. JEAN!

We see a VT of Jean's poor box openings!(They are awful)..

Yes, you've guessed it, Jean's playing deal today.

Jean takes the walk of wealth with her Box 18.

She takes a lot of time to "park the box".

Jean Garland is from Middlesex, and is retired. She found love late in life.

Pics of June, Sayed, Ron (who is 93), then Fergie, Jean and her chiropodist!

Jean says she respects The Banker but would like to SPANK HIM!

Her partner, David, is in the audience this afternoon for support.

Quick intro.

Housekeeping done and off we go!

Is this a spoiler?

One box away from the 1 in 26,334 nightmare opening round.

Jean can't see the names, but can see the numbers. Noel says he'll say the name when she says the number.

Samie with 2-

£35,000

Ashley with 5-

£250,000

Leo with 6-

£50,000

Gasps from The Audience..

Steve with 3-

£75,000

One box away from the WORST start in the history of the game!

The Banker calls.. He says as ever, he is trying to be helpful, except he's loving this. The Banker says if she takes anything above £1,000, it'll be the worst start ever.

Noel comments about the Comic Relief special, and on the 2000th ep, where the power 5 went in the opening round as a joke.

Dee with 4-

£100,000

NOT A JOKE THIS TIME.

A moment of DoND history, folkes. After nearly 3,000 games, this show can still surprise us.

The worst opening rounds ever.

I'm already getting a strong feeling box 23 is going to be needed...

Prediction:

£100

Expecting either £199 (reference to Nan's game) or £230 here, so I predict £210.

Jean says she'll think she'll survive.

Noel (and the rest of this forum, I'm sure) is in a state of shock.

Jean says she feels like she's been given a second chance in life just to be playing Deal or No Deal.

The Banker calls..

He's VERY disappointed. It's officially the worst start anybody has ever had. The Banker has dreamt of this moment and is surprised Jean isn't weeping.

The Banker wants to talk to Jean, and wants her to shed a tear!

Noel reminds The Banker that some people are gracious in defeat, but The Banker still wants Jean to be angry, and Jean bangs the desk!

The banker said this will be an emergency situation...

The offer comes through the loot chute.

Some wingers comment on the "emergency comment" and said she should predict £999.

Jean thinks it's lower than that, and predicts £750.

PLAYER'S PREDICTION

£750

Noel calls a break on this already extraordinary game.

Way too high. Jean's bad luck continues with no button game.

what a start not even Mark DeSouza had this bad of a start

It's finally happened in a canon game, something else to mark off the TO SEE list on Deal

The Banker mentioned "emergency" and "wanting a Deal at the first offer" (which Nan did), so this has to be £199.

Well well well, that's a positive of not watching games live anymore I suppose!

Had NO idea that was coming.

Yep, and I never thought it would happen for real as on average it should happen once in 100 years of games.

We are back from the break, Jean is playing, and yep, she's taken the top 5 in the first 5 boxes.

Jean is shown getting the audience to make more noise, and Noel talks about social media buzzing..

Noel says we are desperate for a button game

Jean changes her prediction

PLAYER'S PREDICTION

£800

BANKER'S OFFER

£999

A good offer for the board, but Jean is out of the band.

No offer button game today, Jean says NO DEAL

ROUND 2;

Noel wants Jean to break the run!

Vicky with 8-

£3,000

Six reds in a row now.

Thomas with 12-

£500

First blue goes, but still the second highest!

Josie with 14-

£250

I honestly would've been tenpted to take that, but I'd probably go on.

£1,300?

Jean would like to holiday in Ireland and Scotland to visit famous cities and see relatives in Ireland.

Jean's partner, David, says HE's wonderful!

The Banker has got something on David, Jean's partner, saying he wasn't wonderful last night!

When jean went to bed, he said he'd be up in 5 minutes, but was 5 hours!

Noel wants The Banker to offer Jean £20,000! David seems to like that idea.

The Banker hangs up!

Noel explains he's reasoning including Box 23..

Jean comments on the lovely cup of tea!

Noel thinks he's upset The Banker.. So Jean drinks her tea, with sugar.

The Banker calls back.

The banker says the money is nothing to jean, she's just here for the tea and a good time. Show The banker respects Jean, and says that he wouldn't have let Jean go to bed on her own..!

The Banker wants to know whether she'd deal a relationship with The Banker, but says NO DEAl, as she's never seen him and has David.

BANKER'S OFFER

£1,300

Jean says there's more in this game and say NO DEAL