Here is the full commentary for David's game, again sorry for the earlier problems.
David has box 4 today. David smacks the box against the front of the table and nearly creates history in opening his box!!! Noel talks about how David is one of the shows biggest fans, and David talks about the forum and how everyone posts abou the show. David talks about his goat, and Noel says that every modern man has a goat nowadays
David shows us a picture of his goat Henry, and Noel gets very rude about the picture and how he thought Henry was very pleased to see David!! Noel talks about David's collection of clocks as well, but Noel says he couldn't have a collection of clocks as everytime you look at them you are watching yourself get closer to dying!! Noel and David both wind each other up about their ages
Noel says that David should have the ultimate system today being such a fan of the show, and he gets over-excited about it all!!!
Here we go...
Round 1
David is doing his system in pairs of boxes, and Noel says that they have traffic lights over on one of the wings, and he then tells David to take his hands out of his pockets
5 -
£250 Will
8 -
£75,000 Derrick
Newbie Joe gets an early mention as he is the oldest contestant to date, he is 97
18 -
£3,000 Tony
13 -
£1,000 Newbie Joe
19 -
1p Chris
Banker time
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Noel is not too happy with the 1p kiss The Banker says he loves David, but not in the sense of getting a tingle in his rear right foot! The Banker says that David didn't have any breakfast and offers him a banana
Banker's offer:
H2005-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------David says
NO DEAL-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Round 2
17 -
£500 Kieron
David asks Dirk to do his DOND war dance, and he does along with some of the wing! Noel looks totally confused!
15 -
£100 Margaret
David gets another banana delivered and looks at it but then throws it away again!! Noel reads it and and it has 'Banker's 2nd banana for picky little gits' written on it!
Noel calls a break...
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------We're back
Last box before the Banker
14 -
£100,000 Ollie
Banker time
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------The Banker says he knows a lot about David and also what he posts on the forum, and there is a post about Noel being 60 this year and he thinks he will find the filming schedule too demanding!!
Banker's offer:
£10,000-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------David says that is a good offer, but thinks it is too early to go...
David says
NO DEAL-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Round 3
20 -
£15,000 Gra
3 -
£50 Lisa
9 -
£250,000 Stephen
Banker time
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------The Banker says he is almost disappointed as he was looking forward to the joust between them
Banker's offer:
£5,000-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------David thinks there is still more in the game
David says
NO DEAL-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Round 4
6 -
£10,000 Linz
This is feeling horrible now says Noel
7 -
£1 Graham
David asks Noel what he has behind all the doors in the pound table, and then starts opening the doors! He then pulls out the lucky nose, hat, and slippers, and he asks Noel to wear them all!!! David then finds some furniture polish!
Noel sprays it around and then calls a break guaranteeing a good finish now!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Were back
Last box before the Banker
11 -
£5,000 Trudi
Banker time
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Noel doesn't think the lucky slippers have had a good impact so far! The Banker finds another quote from the forum and it says that the only thing that irritates David is silly contestants! He says it is the pot calling the kettle black!
Banker's offer:
£6,500-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------David says
NO DEAL-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Round 5
16 -
£50,000 Natalie
That is rotten says Noel
1 -
£10 Dirk
12 -
£750 Anna
Banker time
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------The Banker says that David is very similar to himself, and then David asks to speak to him, he asks the Banker if he is drunk!!! He then chats to the Banker and asks if he will go up to £10,000 and he will deal! He then negotiates some more and talks about Doreen's game where she got 100% of the average.
Banker's offer:
£10,000-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------The Banker calls back and says nice try, and the real offer is...
Banker's offer:
£6,500-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------He admired that David was cheeky there and has a nice surprise for him at the end...
David says that he would need to keep both reds in play now to get a big increase as just keeping 1 red in will not get an increase... David goes for some advice and is told to go for it... He goes to Chris and he says that he is just confused by the whole game!! Noel goes over and shakes his hand as he totally agrees! He says he is a little confused as he thought David was here for the experiance and not the money. Linz backs up David's thoughts and says that it is really deal now or play all the way to the end.
David says
DEAL-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Proveout round 6
21 -
£35,000 Lesley
2 -
£5 Thel
10 -
10p Rachel
Banker time with
50p and
£20,000 remaining
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------This is interesting as you predicted this outcome says Noel... The Banker says that David read that really well....
Banker's offer would've been:
£5,000Noel opens box 4 and reveals
50p
Box 22 with Jason contains the
£20,000-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------The Banker calls back and says he promised David a surprise and says that David posted that he would love some DOND memorabilia and especially a DOND box as they are only given to £250,000 winners, and the the Banker allows David to keep his box
