Noel again welcomes everyone to the dream factory and then talks about Kirsty's game from yesterday and the unfortunate outcome. Noel then introduces the newbie Pauline, and talks of her dream to open her own shoe shop...
It’s Derek’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and he does so with box 2. Noel has to go over and give him a hand to help carry over the enormous owl that he has perched on his box!!!! Noel welcomes Derek to his carboot sale!! Derek tells Noel how the owl sits in the window at home and they dress him up in various outfits throughout the year to support various sporting events! Although he hasn't brought much luck in supporting those events!! Noel puts the owl in front of the gameboard to keep an eye on things. Noel then runs through the numerous jobs that Derek has had throughout his life... Derek says he has trouble remembering things, so has written a lot of his numbers down, he then asks all the audience to call out "Oh dear me" every time a big red is revealed...
1 - £100,000 "Oh dear me" is called out
3 - 50p Cheers
4 - £5 More cheers
5 - £750
6 - £75,000 "Oh dear me" Newbie Pauline
Derek says he sees the banker as a chess player... The banker talks about the owl and says it looks like a homeless owl sat in front of the gameboard!! He then offers £7,500… Derek says NO DEAL
Derek now wants the audience to say "15 men on a dead man's chest - Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum"
15 - £100
14 - £1,000
Box 16 and the new mummy Karen next, but Derek wants a chorus of "happy birthday sweet sixteen" first!! The audience join in the song, but afterwards Noel asks if the musical theme will be dropped as it's not really working, and Derek agrees...
16 - £10,000 "Oh dear me"
The banker says he thought the owl was going to be the weirdest part of the show!! He then offers £12,500… Derek says it is a good offer, but thinks the banker is now a fisherman, and he wants a bigger worm on the hook... Derek says NO DEAL
21 - £250
22 - £1
Noel asks if Derek has thought about getting better glasses as he struggles to read his list!!
20 - £5,000
Noel says that Derek is so busy looking at his list when the boxes are opened that the banker can't see the expression on his face, and hence can't read him at the moment… The Banker offers £19,500… Derek says the worm has got a bit bigger, but he is not yet ready to bite... Derek says NO DEAL
Noel puts on a pair of comedy glasses to try and read Derek's list!!
10 - £500
18 - 10p
Derek wants to ask his friend something and then runs over to his owl!! He then calls out bloody owl!!! We then get a nice shot of Derek's slippers!!!!!
8 - 1p Big cheers
Derek says the banker will now change from a fisherman to a hypnotist! The banker reminds everyone of Kirsty's game yesterday where she turned down a good offer... He then offers £26,062… It's the same offer that Kirsty turned down, and Noel says that he is playing games now... Derek says we have to believe that lightening doesn't strike twice and he's a bit of a betting man... Derek says NO DEAL
11 - £50,000 "Oh Dear Me" chants Noel... He then asks Derek not to find the £250,000 like Kirsty did yesterday...
12 - £20,000 "Oh dear me" goes Noel again...
13 - £15,000 "Oh dear me"
That was not a good round says Noel... Derek says that the banker is now a croupier, and the banker replies that Derek has had his chips now!!! He offers £30,000… The banker is a little worried that Derek will go all the way now, hence the offer... Noel says he is trying to find out how much of a gambler Derek really is... Derek says this might surprise Noel, and it’s a DEAL
Noel says that offer was pitched very well...
Round 6 - Proveout round
19 - £3,000 "Oh dear me" says Noel...
9 - £250,000 Big cheers and chants of Derek, Derek
17 - £10
It’s time for The Banker with £50 and £35,000 remaining… The banker says he is not happy at the moment!! He would have offered £12,000
Noel opens Derek’s box 2 and reveals £50
Box 7 contains the £35,000