A lively Noel welcomes everyone to the dream factory - he does a quick recap of last week and sums it up with a cry of ARRRRRGGGGHGHGHGH!!!!!!!! He draws a line under the last week and hopes for a new fresh start today.
It’s Geoff’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and he does so with has box 12, and matches quite well with Noel's blue shirt, just hope it's not a blue in his box! Geoff has his wife in the audience for support, he believes he has a positive outlook on everything, and hopes that will help him through his show. Noel asks for a lot of positivity from the pilgrims, who respond with cheers...
Dee first and she reveals Geoff's dream of travelling around the world in his motorhome.
13 - £50,000 (Dee) Not a good start says Geoff
21 - £500 (Tess) Cheers for the first blue and a fart rhyme from Tess!!
4 - £3,000 (Jay)
Mystic Rich next, who was convinced he would be playing today, and had a good feeling that his box contains a high amount
2 - 1p Rich is wrong yet again. You are rubbish says Noel!!
9 - £10,000 (Kerry)
It's an interesting grouping says Noel. The Banker points out that last week was one of his most successful ever, and he is really confident at the moment, Noel says he doesn't think he could make Geoff any more nervous than he is!! The Banker reckons that he has met Geoff before, and says he looks like Charles Bronson! He then offers £7,000, it's not bad says Noel... Geoff says NO DEAL
Blue chants start, which confuse the newbie Philip...
7 - £15,000 (Philip) Noel runs over to make sure Philip is OK as he dwarfs Noel!!
5 - £250,000 (Kelsie) BIG groans followed by deathly silence
Blue chants start
20 - £10 (Dave)
That's better says Geoff, but he then turns to Nathan for his next box!! Noel stops him and tells everyone to behave or he will set his new best mate Philip on them, Noel even tells the banker to behave or his mate Philip will sort him out!! The banker says that Philip is a winner already and it's only his first show. There are lots of Charles Bronson film puns!!! The Banker offers £7,000, and Geoff straight away goes to Nathan again!! Noel pulls him up again and asks the question, Geoff says NO DEAL
11 - £ 20,000 (Nathan) A few gasps for that, which then turn to shouts of encouragement....
6 - £35,000 (Di) This is fascinating now says Noel, with a high top 2, but then a big gap
Blue chants start
14 - £100,000 (Steve) The chants turn to groans...
The banker says this is the greatest week of his life now! He is really confident he has beaten Geoff!!! He then offers £700, Jay tells Geoff that is not even worth considering.... Geoff says NO DEAL
10 - 10p (Christine) Big cheers
8 - £1,000 (Theresa) It's fine fine fine says Noel
Noel is now standing in front of the board hiding the £75,000
16 - £250 (Penny) Big cheers for the blue
Noel smells box 12 and says it smells like £75,000 to him. The Banker thinks he has Geoff on the ropes, and offers £3,500. Geoff immediately whispers to Noel NO DEAL.... Geoff says
Chants start again
17 - 50p (Charlie) Cheers for that one
1 - £50 (Philomena) More cheers
More chants and Noel says you are nearly there
15 - £100 (Tanweer) BIG CHEERS for that one
Geoff gets his all blue round and Noel says this could be the biggest turnaround all year. The banker says he is nervous now, as he remembered Charles Bronson was in The Great Escape!! He then offers £9,500, and Geoff turns to his wife who nods at him without speaking... Geoff says NO DEAL
Noel asks will this be The Great Escape
22 - £5,000 (Joyce) It's OK says Noel, but there are no fallbacks now…
More chants and Noel really builds up the tension
18 - £75,000 (Miles) Total silence as Noel says the dream is shattered and it wasn't meant to be.
3 - £1 (Joe)
It’s time for The Banker time £5 and £750 remaining, and he sends his respect to Geoff for being brave and refusing the last offer. He then offers £350, Geoff says NO DEAL
Noel opens Geoff’s box 12 and reveals £5
Box 19 (Jamie) contains £750