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Dr. Hindsight
PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:41 pm    Author: Dr. Hindsight    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread

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Tetris movie stalled due to writer's block.

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JamesJMH91
PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 7:07 am    Author: JamesJMH91    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread

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A day late, i know, but..

What do snakes do on valentine's day?
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daniel123
PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 6:34 pm    Author: daniel123    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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...hiss? :ponder:

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JamesJMH91
PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 11:36 pm    Author: JamesJMH91    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread

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They give each other lots of hugs and hisses! :-D
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daniel123
PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:18 am    Author: daniel123    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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I was...half right :-D

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Like Tom Hanks and his football on that island in 'Cast Away', it looks like it's just me and the bots here now. But that's alright, we're having a grand old time. Aren't we, Wilson? WILSOOOON?!

A few of us who were once part of the furniture, once stalwarts of the grand and extravagant, exuberant and thriving forum, have receded back into the walls, still faintly visible, still here as poignant, reminding relics of an era gone by; but most of us have vanished, forever immersed in the mists of time.

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Darcy
PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2025 10:28 pm    Author: Darcy    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread

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I once got fired from a keyboard factory. They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
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JamesJMH91
PostPosted: Wed Sep 03, 2025 4:14 pm    Author: JamesJMH91    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread

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Why do people cry at funerals?

Because they have sore eyes from watching the box for too long
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2025 10:34 am    Author: JamesJMH91    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread

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What do you call someone being chased off a cliff by a cannibal?


Food dye :P
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daniel123
PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2025 9:37 pm    Author: daniel123    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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Like Tom Hanks and his football on that island in 'Cast Away', it looks like it's just me and the bots here now. But that's alright, we're having a grand old time. Aren't we, Wilson? WILSOOOON?!

A few of us who were once part of the furniture, once stalwarts of the grand and extravagant, exuberant and thriving forum, have receded back into the walls, still faintly visible, still here as poignant, reminding relics of an era gone by; but most of us have vanished, forever immersed in the mists of time.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2026 4:13 am    Author: JamesJMH91    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread

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What is the gen alpha name for a hospital?

Sick's heaven (6-7) ;-)
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JamesJMH91
PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2026 12:06 pm    Author: JamesJMH91    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread

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Did you hear about the woman who married a helicopter?


She calls him "Chinook-ums" :-D
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