"Well, blue's my favourite colour!" - Stevie just after Gary had destroyed the game and everyone else was miserable.
"I'm a good friend, and it's gonna be £50,000! Oh, it's stuck to me. Look, it's stuck to me! It's gonna be red there, anyway! Sorry about this." - Stevie again, in Susie's game.
Noel: "You're looking rather flamboyant today, Pat; are you in a rather flamboyant mood?"
Pat G: "I'm
always in a flamboyant mood, Noel!"
Noel: "So, we're going to prove you right twice. You were right to listen to Emma and believe that you had £1,000 in your box, and you were also right to Deal."
*opens Simon's box to reveal £35,000*
"Oh, you were wrong on both counts."
"I hope I bring you very good luck." - First words ever spoken by Sarah!
"I could have taken it earlier and saved myself a lot of hassle!" - Margaret after turning down £20k at the second offer and going on to win her £20k box.
"Now Bunney's the star, we hope he'll go far, win plenty of money...and I hope mine is blue for you." - Mary's song; the one good thing about Bunney's game.
Noel: "So you're not much of a gambler?"
Christine: "No, although I do do the lottery. And bet on the horses. And play bingo."
Noel: "Occasional trip to Las Vegas..."
Christine: "Oh yes, I have been there."
Noel: "This card is useless! Next you'll be telling us you've swum with sharks!"
Christine: "Oh, yes, I've done that!"
Noel: "He thinks the cheese has fallen off your cracker!"
Di Please: "I don't like cheese."
Rose: "I hope it's a nice big blue!"
Noel: "A big one? Not the 1p?"
Rose: "No...the £250."
Noel: "He's offering you £900."
Bob: "That's fantastic!"
Noel: "Would you like a rabbit's foot?"
Gloria: "I've eaten, thank you."
"Do you want to swap for this one?" - Julie holding up her £100k box in Sarah's game. (Although she actually managed to do an even better swap.
)
"Can you help me, Noel? - I've forgotten what to do!" - VENTRESS!!!! in Catherine's game.
"Morris, we think you're a total fox; I hope there's something lovely for you in my box." - Sarah's poem in Morris's game...
"Good luck Katy, I hope you f...f..f...f...f..fulfil your dreams." - Tony.
"Thank you, and I'd like to swap." - Khanny.
"I wish it had been yours, Sharron." - Barbara.
"I'm not being funny, but look at the next number. Uncle Bert's birthday - you can't go wrong with Uncle Bert!" - Mandy.
Jeff: "£67,000 is a very generous offer..."
Noel: "£64,000!"
Jeff: "Oh, sorry...worth a try!"
Lisa: "I hope it's red!" *reveals the £250,000*
Noel: "Would you like to give us an in-depth analysis of your game as it stands at the moment?"
Rosy: "...Have I chosen my three boxes yet?"
"I came with nothing, and I'm going away with A POUND!!" - Tingly John.
Noel: "But have you made the right decision?"
Barbara: "I hope so...ooh, I shall be so disappointed!"
Noel: "You know, you could have made the worst Deal of all-time."
Barbara: "And then will I cry!"
Noel: "He's offering you £10,000."
Lance: "See you!"
Noel: "Giorgio, what did you do with your weekend?"
Giorgio: "With my what?"
"One fat lady...Ron." - Trevor.
"You're a nasty woman, Joan." - Bearded James.
"He says he will put a word in for the Queen with me! He's a good man! Good Banker, good Banker, good Banker! Yeah!!" - Dot.
Noel: "JT, you look like a military man, were you in the military?"
JT; "Well, policey...no."
Noel: "Policey no?!"
JT: "Well, I'm involved with the police."
Noel: "What, you mean you were once arrested?!"
JT: "No, I'm in the police service, I'll have you know! That's your card marked!"
"Well I think that just about sums it up, doesn't it?!" - Bearded Chris after the "valueless box" incident.
Any of Jim R's quotes...I think I've posted them enough already though!!
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:55 pm Author: Unix eight Post subject: Quotes
