You are in the crazy chair..........your first 7 boxes have been opened so it is time for the first break.

Noel asks you to say something to lead into the break.........what do you say.

One here to start off with.


Time for you to go and get a cup of tea
But come back very soon to get the chance to see
The man we all know who does the banking
End this game receiving a right good spanking

I'd never really thought about what I was going to say if Noel asked me to call the break! He asked me to call it in Tom's game, and I think I just said "Come back and see Tom win £75k... is that good enough?" or something. I genuinely couldn't think of anything interesting to say (sorry Tom).

How were the breaks called in my game? I remember Noel using the bananas as guns and saying he hoped I had a good finish after spraying the furniture polish on me. But I genuinely can't remember what else he said, and whether he got me to say anything... and I'd rather not play it back to check...

Or you could do what I said, which just came to me as Noel asked, I was dreading that moment

'Come back after the break for the rest of my game'
'Coz I'm going to show the banker, the meaning of PAIN!!!!!!!!!

Just come back, because it's a bit stupid to leave now when the game isn't finished, to be honest.

Please come back, because if you don't, Noel won't get paid and you wouldn't want that would you?

I'd say 'Come back if you want, or don't, I'm not fussed - I get my cheque either way'

or...'Don't come back; you can always catch it on +1, or More4. Or More4+1. Or 4OD.'

Just anything other than 'Come back and watch me win loads of money!'

I would say come back and see a very exciting and unique game.
You don't want to miss it.

If I was on at the moment with these offers and boxes at the table I'd say:

Don't come back as you'll only see me forced to win the blue that's on the table, and you really won't want to see that!

I would probably say:

"Come back after the break to see me break the one record that no one has ever tried...you don't wanna miss it"

If I had a great board I'd say "Channel 4 are going to need help paying for this game, so stick around for these adverts!"

Failing that, I'd probably make some cheesy pun that played on the analytical reputation I would surely have gained on the wings!

I'd probably get reall shy and say something stupid like "Come back, if you want. I think I'm going to win big!" And then as soon as the titles stop rolling i'll think of somehting really witty and absolutely hilarious.

"Come back after the break, because if you do I'll share my winnings with you!". And then Endemol will get loads of angry emails from people wondering where their cheque is.