George's game today.

Noel says there have been 1,749 games now, and all the intros have been very different and have been drawn up by script-writers. Noel then says that's not true, and there's no autocue, and he makes it all up and can't think of anything to say. The banker rings and tells Noel to say "here come the players". Noel then tells the players to stop, but they don't stop flashing for ages!

George has box 20.

George is from Romford, and is a retired lorry driver. Noel comments on how George's hair all fell out, and George says he woke up when he was 42 and all his hair had fallen out overnight! We get to see a photo of George with his late wife on their golden wedding anniversary, and he introduces us to his two daughters in the audience. We also get to see some pics of George's family when they were on holiday.

Here we go...

Round 1

George thanks past and present contestants for making his life beautiful, as he's lost 20 years by being on DoND and is now 63! He tells Noel some numbers he's keeping to the end as they're birthdays - 5, 9, 12 and 13.

4 - Claudio - £15,000

11 - Gary - £10,000

18 - Wayne - £5

George goes for numbers he's keeping, so Noel gets everyone to shout out the numbers he's keeping!

Cat now, and Noel talks about her work as a colonic hydrotherapist, and her machine is called Libby which stands for "bowel and bottom evacuation"!

3 - Cat - 1p

19 - newbie David - £35,000

Banker time

Crikey, how long has it taken to get to first offer?! Is this an early deal show?!

Noel talks about how David used to be a mayor, and says he won't understand money if he's been in local government! The banker says people will think George is lovely, but he's worried George is here for all the money, and he talks about what happened to his bowels when the 1p was removed!

Banker's offer:

£11,000

George says he wants to buy a bike and get his energy going again, now he's at the age of 83!

George says

NO DEAL

Noel calls a break...

We're back

Round 2

Noel gets a tissue for George because his nose is running!

Kim now, and Noel talks to her about her lion-stroking! Noel talks to Toni about how she wants to talk to penguins.

15 - Kim - £750

17 - Caroline - £50,000

8 - Elvis - £3,000

Banker time

Noel trying to scare him off from an early deal....

This should be worth at least £16k..

Noel says this board is an interesting one. The banker makes a penguin gag, and then he gets annoyed at how the audience didn't really react!

Banker's offer:

£12,500

George says that's a wonderful offer. George reveals he doesn't want the money for himself, and wants to give it to his 4 grandsons.

George says

NO DEAL

Round 3

6 - Zoe - £1,000

2 - Nicola - 10p

Noel gets George to call a break but he looks at the wrong camera, and the banker rings and says he thought George's face had been erased!

I'd quite possibly have taken £16k on that 14-box board if I'd been offered it, norwichdonder!!

We're back

Last box before the Banker

Noel scares the banker further by putting a pair of fake nose and glasses on the back of George's head.

14 - Andria - £75,000

Banker time

The banker says he'll be laughing on the other side of his face soon.

Banker's offer:

£13,750

George says that's a terrific offer, but he couldn't divide the offer by 4!

George says

NO DEAL

Round 4

16 - Craig - £20,000

George says that's not too bad.

22 - Toni - £1

21 - Rachael - £100,000

Banker time

The banker says no-one doubts that George will go for it, and he doesn't want George to.

Banker's offer:

£8,000

George says that's a good offer, but he's been lucky all his life. George says he feels he must go for the £250k, and the banker rings and tells George to be careful with this decision, and he's now increased the offer.

Banker's offer:

£12,000

George says

NO DEAL