Alan's game today.

Noel talks about threads that link the contestants together, including how Karen runs a cleaning business and Bastien has a cleaning fetish!

Had the £50,000 yesterday.

Another normal regular weekday player.

Alan has box 14.

Alan is a security officer, and he starts to speak about his job but gets overcome by nerves! He says he used to work for the Ministry of Defence, and was then a sniper in the army. He has his daughter in the audience today, and has a small red box that his grandchildren made. We get to see a photo of Alan's family.

Here we go...

Round 1

Alan says his grandchildren spoke about box 10 and some other boxes.

10 - Floyd - 10p

22 - Emma - £5,000

3 - Caroline - £750

17 - Tom - £35,000

9 - Nick - £1,000

Banker time

The banker says he's pleased to meet Ant and Dec's secret brother. He then talks about how Graham Norton and Frank Skinner also claimed that Alan's their secret brother! He talks about how young Alan looks for 49, and how young Paul looks for 40.

Banker's offer:

£9,250

Paul says

NO DEAL

Noel calls a break...

We're back

Round 2

Noel says Alan wants to go to Memphis, and also drive around Newcastle-under-Lyme in a Cadillac. Alan talks about Noel's height, and Noel says his height is 5ft 8in and Alan says his height is 5ft 5in, although Alan only looks slightly shorter than Noel!

6 - Aideen - £5

Noel says Jess is a firefighter, and Guy once tampered with a set of cards when he was playing his brother for money!

20 - Guy - £250

7 - Brenda - £1

Banker time

Noel gets Alan to do his impression of Mavis from Coronation Street. The banker says he likes Guy's tactics with the cards, and he makes fun of how Guy said his brother was younger than him "at the time"!

Banker's offer:

£13,000

Advice at the second offer... hopefully not another cautious player

Taking too long to ask for the question.

Noel talks about the Cadillac that Alan wants. Alan says his wife once saw a car was a 4x4, and multiplied 4 by 4 to get the engine size of 1600. Alan asks for advice, and the others tell him there's more in the game, and his wife agrees. Alan says £13,500 is tempting, and Noel says he's canny, as the offer is £13,000! Bastien then talks about Alan's imaginary friend Eric, so Noel gets a chair for Eric. Alan asks the audience who would deal, and no-one would.

Alan says

NO DEAL

Round 3

15 - Bastien - 50p

Tony next, and Alan says he's the double of Willy Carson (or Willy Carson's horse!).

8 - Tony - £250,000

Noel calls a break...

Imaginery friend? Oh for goodness sake! *bangs head on wall*

We're back

Last box before the Banker

18 - Craig -1p

Banker time

The banker says that's 3 games in a row where the £250k and 1p have come out one after the other.

Banker's offer:

£13,000

Now that is a very decent offer.

Did think it might have been the same offer again. Hopefully someone will tell him there is another round in there.

Alan talks about sending his grandson to drama school, and how the money would cover that. Gemma says she thinks Alan could do one more round, and accidentally says she doesn't want Alan to go home with anything! The banker rings and says that's the nastiest thing a contestant has ever said, but he agrees. Tony says there's another round in it, and Alan says he's seen too many games crash and he could do so much with the money.

Alan says

NO DEAL

Round 4

4 - Karl - £20,000

2 - Adam - £50

13 - Jayne - £10,000

Banker time

The banker says this group have seen lots of unlucky games, and people who have dealt too late.

Banker's offer:

£16,500