Phyllis's game today.

Noel says there was a great moment in Jamie's game, when the Banker played him a video message from his relatives in Australia; we see a repeat of this.

I can see already there is going to be a lot of messing about.

Phyllis has Box 4 today.

Phyllis Smith, from Hertfordshire. Noel reveals she is 90 years old, and looking for a 75 year old toyboy! She has an old photo of herself in her twenties working outside her old shop, which she owned with her first husband, who is no longer with us. She subsequently married another man, who is also sadly no longer with us. Her daughter Joy is in the audience for support.

Here we go...

In case Mark cares, she had £500 yesterday.

Also can not see her being a good board reader.

Why? She's fairly steaming through so far.

If Noel did that to my face I'd punch him!

Interesting configuration so far.

Round 1

Phyllis starts with a little jig!

Box 3 with Alisha - £20,000

Box 1 with Katie - £10,000

Box 6 with Gareth - £3,000

Box 5 with Teresa - £50,000

Wow, says Phyllis. Noel points out we have a red ladder already!

Box 16 with Jo - £500

Banker time...

Phyllis says she can turn it around. The Banker is excited by Phyllis's game, as he loves a younger woman! He suggests Roy could be Phyllis's toyboy! We see some (edited) footage of Roy dancing! The Banker thinks Phyllis could be trouble for him.

Banker's offer:

£11,000

Phyllis says:

NO DEAL

Noel calls a break...

17-BOX STATS

Banker's offer:

£11,000

Mean: £28,362.74
FD: £8,526.57

1p
10p
50p
£1
£5
£10
£50
£100
£250
£750
£1,000
£5,000
£15,000
£35,000
£75,000
£100,000
£250,000

Very generous opening offer!

We're back...

Round 2

Box 7 with newbie Tim - £250

Phyllis says what will be will be. Noel thinks this may suggest Phyllis is going all the way no matter what! He says that sort of thing makes him nervous, and repeats that the game is all about 'timing'.

Box 8 with Liam - 50p

Box 10 with Liz - £10

Banker time...

The Banker says he's seen Phyllis in the pool, and it's terrifying!

Banker's offer:

£16,000 + a dozen red roses!

Noel says it's been a while since the roses came out, and it's a very good second offer.

Phyllis says:

NO DEAL

14-BOX STATS

Banker's offer:

£16,000 + DEAD ROSES

Mean: £34,421.87
FD: £12,259.07

1p
10p
£1
£5
£50
£100
£750
£1,000
£5,000
£15,000
£35,000
£75,000
£100,000
£250,000

I think DEAL-EYE has gone now.

Money ladder now on the right side...

Round 3

Some more jigging from Phyllis! Noel runs through her ambitions, including some charitable donations. The Banker calls, and jokingly changes the offer to £16,000 and a dozen dead roses!

Box 22 with Reuben - 1p

Noel says this is such a weird game. Some more wackiness ensues!

Box 12 with Roy - £100,000

Noel repeats how frightening money ladders are.

Noel calls a break...

That gesture Phyllis was doing was rather ummm... disturbing!
Is this not a FAMILY show?

Ronnie Corbett AGAIN!

We're back...

Noel reveals that Phyllis used to be an electricity meter reader, and she met one of her husbands this way.

Final box before the Banker...

Box 19 with Jemma - £50

Banker time...

That certainly helps the departure of the £100,000, says Noel. The Banker says he likes Phyllis's style! Noel suggests Phyllis get her own spin-off show!

Banker's offer:

£18,000