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Today's wheel of excitement generates the top prize as £19,487,171!!!
Dennis.


Dennis is a hippo. He wants to star in the new BBC intermission with the hippos. Good luck Dennis. He has box 22.

4 - Wayne - £5! Great start.

16 - Ellen - £14,641! Dennis is waddling happy.

23 - Mark - £1! Dennis asks what Mark categorized that as. Mark says it's an epic win, of course.

11 - Kirby - £11! Dennis cheers!

30 - Toonie - £50,000! Dennis is still happy. A great round so far.

27 - Lee - £5,000! Dennis is very happy. A great opener.

The banker calls.

Dennis says that there is more on the board, therefore he NO DEALS.

Round 2. The board is great.

1 - Newbie Sonic - £50! Dennis is dancing for joy. Noel says that's a great start for you sonic!

10 - Winnie - £19,487,171! And it was all going so well

19 - Gabriel - 11p! Dennis has been cheered up, the whole crowd goes mad!

15 - Walla - Cottage Pie! Dennis says YES, as he doesn't like cottage pie.

5 - Lemono - £1,771,561! Oof, a low blow.

That round hurt a bit.

The banker calls, it has gone up as he took out 11p.
It's... *waits patiently for TinyPic*

Ooh, let's hope Dennis doesn't induce more damage...

20 - Jot - £10,000,000! NOOO! Dennis still hugs Jot.

7 - Hal - £121! Everyone breathes a sigh of relief.

2 - Knuckles - cookie_monster Dennis watches the random numbers go and says that BEAUTY! He pats Knuckles and thanks him dearly.

29 - Jen - £75,000! Dennis says that's OK. Noel says maybe not. Here's the phone call. The NOELSFAN square is still there.

The banker calls. Angry at our favorite cookie monster.


DENNIS thinks about this.
Nah, he NO DEALS.

Round 4 for Dennis.

8 - Troy - £250! Great news! Dennis waddles happily to Troy and pats him.

24 - Peter - £1,331! Epic round so far says Mark.

28 - Pongo - Noel says this has to be the killersbee. - NOELSFAN!! The whole studio falls silent. The NOELSFAN today was 33 659 659

18 - George - £500,000! Oh well says Dennis...

THE BANKER IS LAUGHING A HO HO HO HO HA HA HE HE HU HU

Dennis NO DEALS

Dennis says it's OK.

3 - Lisa - £250,000! Not the best start says NOEL.

Hang on, there's LONGUE!

12 - Longue - £25! Nope... No killersbee...

14 - Olga - £5,000,000! NOOO!

The banker is calling. Noel says you took the highest amount... but the offer has gone up because he feels sorry for you.

DENNIS says the banker is very nice, but he enables the cookie_monster so NO DEAL.

Round 6. This round is important.

13 - COCO POPS! - £1,793,116! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Says NOEL. Dennis still has £2,500,000.

9 - Bobo - £500! Phew, says Dennis.

Noel says one more till the next phonecall...

26 - Gorda - £2,500! Yes! That was a comfortable pick, says Dennis

The offer will strike a bell.

Dennis thinks about this one. He says that he doesn't want to go with £1.10. He DEALS.

PROVEOUT 7.

6 - Liam - £1.10! NO DISASTER!

25 - Patty - £2,500,000! Dennis says BEAUTY!!!!!!!!

Either 21 or 17.

17 - Penny - £879,954! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! BANKER SPANK!!!!!!!!!

It's either killersbee or £100,000...


LEt's see what was in your box Dennis...

killersbee! Isn't that nice to hear. You had a special square in your box. If you revealed that without proveouts, you would take home £40,000. But you ed the banker. Good.